PIM THE ALIEN

THE LORE THE TRUTH

Pim was cruising the Andromeda highway, absolutely ZOINKED on radioactive moon dust, when he mistook a Solana Validator node for a galactic Wendy's.

One massive crash later, he wiped out a star system and owes 420,000,000 SOL in reparations to the Intergalactic Federation. Stranded on Earth with a broken hyperdrive and zero liquidity.

STATUS: RUGGING THE FEDERATION...